Wanna Be a Hipster?

Step 1: If you understand what your t-shirt says, take it off. 

Step 2: You MUST own: a messenger bag, thick frame nerd glasses (prescription optional), v-neck t-shirts, and a mustache. 

Step 3: DO NOT own: a TV, loose fitted jeans, and shampoo.  

Step 4: Listen to obscure bands until they become mainstream.
Step 5: Grow everything you eat and smoke.
Step 6: Listen to NPR while sipping on PBR.
Step 7: Don’t EVER admit that you are a Hipster! 

Step 8: Own a fixed-gear bike.