Sunday, October 31, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Wanna Be a Hipster?
Step 8: Own a fixed-gear bike.Step 1: If you understand what your t-shirt says, take it off.Step 2: You MUST own: a messenger bag, thick frame nerd glasses (prescription optional), v-neck t-shirts, and a mustache.Step 3: DO NOT own: a TV, loose fitted jeans, and shampoo.Step 4: Listen to obscure bands until they become mainstream.
Step 5: Grow everything you eat and smoke.
Step 6: Listen to NPR while sipping on PBR.
Step 7: Don’t EVER admit that you are a Hipster!
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
MASTER and SERVANT
There's a new game We like to play you see A game with added reality You treat me like a dog Get me down on my knees We call it master and servant We call it master and servant It's a lot like life This play between the sheets With you on top and me underneath Forget all about equality Let's play master and servant Let's play master and servant It's a lot like life And thats what's appealing If you despise that throwaway feeling From disposable fun Then this is the one Domination's the name of the game In bed or in life They're both just the same Except in one you're fulfilled At the end of the day Let's play master and servant Let's play master and servant Let's play master and servant Come on master and servant.
Monday, October 25, 2010
rules of engagement on the 1st date
1. always be a gentleman
2. be on time
3. if you have a car, open/close her door
4. open all doors for her
5. be well groomed everywhere!
6. no texting or looking up scores or social networking
7. pick up the tab
8. talk about each other not about ex's
9. be yourself
10. don't expect anything
11. ask open ended questions. for example "maybe next time we should try that japanese restaurant known for their noddles"
12. make her laugh or smile
13. have fresh breath
14. kiss goodnight is tricky. never make the 1st move, let her initiate.
15. compliment her shoes, dress, make-up, and hair.
"I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate"
2. be on time
3. if you have a car, open/close her door
4. open all doors for her
5. be well groomed everywhere!
6. no texting or looking up scores or social networking
7. pick up the tab
8. talk about each other not about ex's
9. be yourself
10. don't expect anything
11. ask open ended questions. for example "maybe next time we should try that japanese restaurant known for their noddles"
12. make her laugh or smile
13. have fresh breath
14. kiss goodnight is tricky. never make the 1st move, let her initiate.
15. compliment her shoes, dress, make-up, and hair.
"I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate"
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